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// NOTE: If you use a ' add a slash before it like this \'


var menuside	= "center"	// MENU SIDE | left, right or center
var menuspace	= "25"		// MENU END SPACING



document.write('<div class="printhide"><TABLE cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" class="menubackground"><tr><td align="'+menuside+'">');
document.write('<TABLE cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td width="'+menuspace+'">');
document.write('<img src="picts/spacer.gif" width="'+menuspace+'" height="5"></a><br>');



// COPY THE NEXT TWO LINES AND PASTE ABOVE THIS LINE TO ADD A BUTTON



document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Wanna Play?</a>');



document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Member Sign Up</a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Members Only</a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Projection Madness </a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Cretin Links </a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Wall-O-Fame</a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Merch</a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">The Music</a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Contact The Cretin</a>');


document.write('</td><td>');
document.write('<a href="UC.htm" class="menu">Site Map</a>');




// END LINKS



document.write('</td></tr></table>');
document.write('</td><td width="'+menuspace+'">');
document.write('<img src="picts/spacer.gif" width="'+menuspace+'" height="5"></a><br>');
document.write('</td></tr></table></div>');


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